| The Guavaween Story
History
| Mama Guava |
Papa Guava |
The Guavettes
Guavaween is a
Latin-style Halloween celebration held in
Tampa's historic Ybor City. Although Ybor City
is more famous for its cigars than its guava,
the name is fitting. The story goes something
like this: Long ago, Tampa pioneer Gavino
Gutierrez tried to cultivate guava commercially
here, but was unsuccessful because of the
climate and rising land prices. However, a local
newspaper columnist was successful in planting
the idea that if New York is the "Big Apple,"
then it follows that Tampa must be the "Big
Guava." And that's how it all began.
For 20 years,
the mythical Mama Guava has led her loyal band
of followers in the Mama Guava Stumble parade.
Although Mama has sworn to take the "bore" out
of Ybor, her job -- quite frankly -- is an easy
one, especially for this one day, the holiday
named for her, Guavaween!
The celebration
attracts more than 100,000 people from all over
the world, and features not only the Stumble
Parade, Costume Contest and Live national and
local Concerts, but has become a full day of fun
for people of all ages. Guavaween Family FunFest
fills the streets between 11:00AM and 4:00PM and
offers exciting activities for young and old
alike, including a scavenger hunt, safe trick or
treating, music, food, rides, contests and the
children's Costume Contest and Parade.
After 4:00PM
Mama Guava welcomes her adult revelers and the
Night of Costumed Revelry gets under way. Of
course, historic Ybor City features fabulous
shops, restaurants and clubs which attract the
followers late into the night.
Guavaween is a
party with a purpose, too. As a fund-raiser for
the Ybor City
Chamber of Commerce, Guavaween serves to
preserve Tampa's oldest city.
Be sure to
visit the "Big Guava" and join Mama Guava in her
holiday and take the "bore" out of
Ybor City.
The Myth of
Mama Guava
History
| Mama Guava |
Papa Guava |
The Guavettes
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With a defiant cry
of "I can't get no satisfaction," she
fled the convent. |
In
1801, in a steamy grotto where the roots of
palmetto trees intermingled with those of the
guava (a location better known as Ybor City),
Mama Guava was born of a mysterious union
between Jose Gaspar and a scrub palmetto. The
earth trembled and grunted; dark subterranean
waters growled their approval and this girl
child swathed in guava paste burst forth into
the world.
Abandoned by her
scurrilous father, the baby lay in the grotto
until she was discovered by a young rabbinical
student on an exchange program at the convent
known in those days as Our Lady of Perpetual
Fruit. There, Mama Guava spent her childhood. As
she ripened with adolescence, the novitiates
found themselves disturbed by the seething
intensity of this young girl who was moved at
odd times to singing ecstatic choruses of
"Guava-Maria" and "Guava-Nagila." Finally, Mama
Guava grew tired of boiling her jelly in the
closet. With a defiant cry of "I can't get no
satisfaction," she fled the convent to make her
way in the world and write the Book of Love.
Moving through the
murky layers of international subculture over
the next several centuries, this lusty creature
of the night left legendary exploits that were
only recounted in whispers. It is said that an
evening with Mama Guava reduced strong men into
blithering idiots moaning in their mindless
desire for another taste of her fruit. It was
Mama Guava who caused Pavlov's dogs to salivate.
It was Mama Guava who provided the inspiration
for Mardi Gras and Carnivale. It was Mama Guava
who taught Janis Joplin to sing. Now, Mama
Guava, accompanied by two polar bears she
collected in her recent attempt to melt the
permafrost in the Antarctic, returns to the
place of her birth. She has proclaimed that she
will abandon her veil of secrecy to take the
"bore" out of Ybor and prove once and for all
that the Big Guava is succulent, juicy, and ripe
for greatness. Her followers will convene to
celebrate her re-emergence on the holiday named
for her: Guavaween.
The Myth of
Papa Guava
History
| Mama Guava |
Papa Guava |
The Guavettes
|

Papa
Guava, reunited with the queen of all
guavas. |
It
is said that he has always been there. The
ancient ones who settled the land around the bay
claim to have seen a spirit they refer to only
as Guavaloxcl...a strange and large creature who
would appear out of nearby swamps each year at
the harvesting of the guavas.
Unfortunately,
Guavaloxcl liked to mingle with the natives. But
he carried with him the aroma of old yogurt and
chili peppers. To keep him away from the
villages, each year at the harvest moon the
natives would go to the edge of the swanp and
leave a gift offering of guava turnovers and a
virgin queen (if one was available).
Centuries later,
when the cigar workers came to the land and
built their village of Ybor, they soon began to
hear rumors of a strange presence who would
wander the streets at night. At first they
thought it was only the lack of a good sewage
system, but thy noticed that it only happened at
a certain time of the year.
During that
period, strange things would happen in the
village-guava pastries would disappear from
bakeries, cigars would be missing from the
factories and the local women would gossip about
a mysterious stranger they met at the cantina
who could dance and charm them like no other.
It was on a crisp
and clear night in 1887, the night of the full
moon that he finally appeared. Striding down the
center of 7th Avenue, the great man dressed in
gold and green announced that he was Papa Guava,
that it was Guavaween, and that his needs had to
be met.
Frightened, the
citizens began tossing guava pastries and Cuban
sandwiches in his direction, but he was not
satisfied. Unfortunately, that particular year,
there was a shortage of virgin queens and Papa
Guava went into a rage, threatening to call out
the creatures of the night.
Suddenly, from a
second story window, a voice called out, "Hey
Big Boy! I got your guavas right here!" It was
the legendary Mama Guava, calling down from the
pool hall where she had been hustling the cigar
workers for their checks and free cigars. And so
the famous union was born and Ybor City was
saved.
Papa Guava
disappeared soon after. It was rumored that he
had joined forces with the pirate Jose Gaspar to
teach him the art of urban pillaging in the
Caribbean. Mama Guava, in a depression, is said
to have joined a revolutionary front in
Argentina and later was seen in India where she
was thought to have fallen for the Maharaja of
Bolicheevan.
It would not be
until another cool, crisp night in 1983 that a
peculiar, slightly familiar aroma, would again
sweep down the streets of a dying Ybor City. It
was Papa Guava, reunited with the queen of all
guavas, back to restore Ybor City to its
rightful place with the great cities of the
world-celebrating Guavaween-always the last
Saturday in October.
The Myth of
Those Fabulous Guavettes
History
| Mama Guava |
Papa Guava |
The Guavettes
|

The
mythical children of the mythical Mama
and Papa Guava. |
Once
upon a time, there lived a pirate named Jose
Gaspar. This pirate was known 'round the world
for the terror he brought to those he pillaged.
However, Ybor City has a different picture of
this terrible man, for he is the one who gave
them their Queen, and she in turn, gave us those
fabulous Guavettes.
It was in 1801
when the now legendary Mama Guava was born of a
mysterious union between this pirate, Gaspar,
and (curiously enough) a scrub palmetto. Gaspar
was not the parenting kind, however so the babe
was reared in the convent of Our Lady of
Perpetual Fruit. There she ripened into a lusty
adolescent, and with a full-throated rendition
of "Guava-Maria" left the puzzled novitiates
behind, heading off to seek her fortune and find
a suitable mate.
After a long
(long, long) line of lovers, she finally
came across a man who was a match for her, Papa
Guava, himself.
No one really
knows how Papa came to be. It is said that he
has always been there. The ancient ones who
settled the land around the bay claim that the
spirit they called Guavaloxcl would appear each
year at the harvest moon to mingle with the
natives. Alas, due to the aroma of old yogurt
and chili peppers he carried with him, the
natives would try to keep him at bay by
appeasing him with an offering of guava
turnovers and a virgin queen (when available).
Centuries
later, when the cigar workers came to the land
and built their village of Ybor, they began to
hear rumors of a strange man who charmed the
ladies in the cantinas. This man was also
suspected of stealing guava pastries from the
bakeries and cigars from the factories.
Finally in
1887, on the night of the harvest moon, a great
(though awful smelling) man came striding down
the center of 7th Avenue dressed in green and
gold. He announced that he was Papa Guava, that
it was Guavaween, and that his needs must be
met.
Well there were
pastries a-plenty, and cigars, too, but that
year there was a shortage of virgin queens, and
that sent Papa into a rage. While he huffed and
puffed and threatened to blow ol' Ybor down, a
voice called to him from a second story pool
hall window: "Hey Big Boy! I got your guavas up
here." Yes, it was Mama Guava, and thus the
famous union was born and Ybor City was saved.
But the story
was not over. Not by a long shot. These two
carried on like Bonnie and Clyde but only during
that harvest time. The rest of the year they
were as quiet as could be.
Then on
Midsummer’s Day in 1995, reports of three
beautiful girls were heard all over Tampa town.
They were said to carry the sweet smell of fresh
guavas and a good cigar, and while they were
much more demure than Mama Guava, many townsfolk
noted a striking resemblance.
In deed, these
beauties, Guavalina, Guavella and Guavetta, are
the mythical children of the mythical Mama and
Papa Guava. They were born not only to ensure
that there would always be a virgin queen alive
and well in Ybor, but also to spread the word
about their parents' high holy day, Guavaween.
Now, all year ‘round, throughout the town, in
parades and watering holes, alike, those
fabulous Guavettes carry the torch for Ybor
City's greatest day... and with nothing more
than a smile, bring young men to their knees.
History
| Mama Guava |
Papa Guava |
The Guavettes |